ABSTRACT: A preliminary investigation of "crystalbrain" has yielded some interesting data, the most pertinent of which is that "crystalbrain", aside from various hedonistic behaviors, is an indeterminate entity. Indeed, it claims to be many things but its ultimate nature is an "undefined" mystery, as is implied by its association with "undefined label", an anonymous collective of an unknown number of artists who make noise music and digital art. It has its own origin explanation involving various obscene scenarios which defy reason, but which it passionately insists are indeed true. "crystalbrain" has a preoccupation primarily with various stimulant drugs, such as "crack" cocaine and methamphetamine, which it brags about consuming. Whether this consumption is a fact of an actual entity named "crystalbrain" is a mystery, but the descriptions given by it of its consumption do provide a glimpse of someone with at least passing familiarity with said stimulants.

"crystalbrain" claims to be an interdimensional being, as if it could slip in and out of reality facing no consequences for its actions by erasing its past in what it calls a state of "enlightened stupididity [sic]". whether this claimed ability is a fabrication on the part of "crystalbrain" is not known, but we have seen little evidence of it. Given its reality-changing nature, however, it would make sense that we would not see any evidence of the phenomenon if it were indeed true. "crystalbrain" has claimed to do many things that are illegal besides consuming drugs, including theft of government property, assault on police officers, and murder. "crystalbrain" also claims the ability to control other peoples' minds so that they do his bidding, even having claimed to have turned armies to his side in alternate realities.