- I -

Sucking on George Bush's cock
when I'm 12 years old
He told us we're not of the flock
that doesn't have black gold

Sharing quarter rocks of crack
with Reagan and his brains
He tells me that he's got my back
as his hand goes down my Hanes

Republicans got coke and oil
to share with all the Earth
the CIA were never foiled
as they dined on afterbirth

Every day I smoke my rocks
And remember Presidential cocks

- II -

Saddam liked his kinky sex
or so crystalbrain does tell
the world who fell under the hex
of those who believe in spells.

He liked to gets his ass spanked hard
as Reagan jacked his dick
The Ace of Spades was his card
but he was cool and slick

In his spider hole they fucked,
George Dubya and his buds
They smiled as they pumped and sucked
in a bathtub full of suds

But at last the game was given up
And the Ace of Spades's time was up