Q: How many worlds are there?
A: Nine.
Q: Why are there nine worlds?
A: Because an octopus has nine brains, one main brain and eight others, one for each tentacle.
Q: So you're saying the cosmos is a giant octopus?
A: This part of the cosmos is a giant octopus, yes.
Q: So are we the main brain or one of the tentacles?
A: I think we're one of the tentacles.
Q: Which tentacle?
A: The tentacles don't really have numbers, or at least we haven't assigned them yet.
Q: What's the main brain like?
A: Oh, it's like a giant octopus god brain or something.
Q: Is the octopus the only animal in the cosmos? Like are there other worlds made of other animals?
A: Yes.
Q: "Yes" to which question?
A: I'm not saying.
Q: Can you astrally travel through the octopus and go to the other brains?
A: Yes, I think. I read a book about astral travel once, it was kind of cool. Maybe it's true, I hope so anyways.
Q: What happens when we die?
A: I don't know; I hope we can astrally project into a new body or possess someone or something, that might be fun.
Q: What is your opinion of money?
A: I think I need it to pay for all of the shit websites I run.
Q: This is a shit website, you're saying?
A: No, this is a good website.
Q: So you've made shit websites in addition to this? What does this have to do with octopuses?
A: 1) Maybe 2) I don't know.
Q: So if we're part of an octopus brain are our own brains separate brains inside a tentacle?
A: I think so.
Q: So the octopus has brains inside its tentacle brains too?
A: I think so. I'm actually pretty ignorant, so don't tax my brain too much.
Q: Do you worship octopuses?
A: Yes.
Q: How do you say octopus in French?
A: Pieuvre.
Q: How about in Japanese?
A: Tako.
Q: Do you want to go get some vegan Thai food and then go back to my place?
A: I'm actually kind of sexually weird, so I probably wouldn't be much fun.
Q: OK.
A: OK.
A: Nine.
Q: Why are there nine worlds?
A: Because an octopus has nine brains, one main brain and eight others, one for each tentacle.
Q: So you're saying the cosmos is a giant octopus?
A: This part of the cosmos is a giant octopus, yes.
Q: So are we the main brain or one of the tentacles?
A: I think we're one of the tentacles.
Q: Which tentacle?
A: The tentacles don't really have numbers, or at least we haven't assigned them yet.
Q: What's the main brain like?
A: Oh, it's like a giant octopus god brain or something.
Q: Is the octopus the only animal in the cosmos? Like are there other worlds made of other animals?
A: Yes.
Q: "Yes" to which question?
A: I'm not saying.
Q: Can you astrally travel through the octopus and go to the other brains?
A: Yes, I think. I read a book about astral travel once, it was kind of cool. Maybe it's true, I hope so anyways.
Q: What happens when we die?
A: I don't know; I hope we can astrally project into a new body or possess someone or something, that might be fun.
Q: What is your opinion of money?
A: I think I need it to pay for all of the shit websites I run.
Q: This is a shit website, you're saying?
A: No, this is a good website.
Q: So you've made shit websites in addition to this? What does this have to do with octopuses?
A: 1) Maybe 2) I don't know.
Q: So if we're part of an octopus brain are our own brains separate brains inside a tentacle?
A: I think so.
Q: So the octopus has brains inside its tentacle brains too?
A: I think so. I'm actually pretty ignorant, so don't tax my brain too much.
Q: Do you worship octopuses?
A: Yes.
Q: How do you say octopus in French?
A: Pieuvre.
Q: How about in Japanese?
A: Tako.
Q: Do you want to go get some vegan Thai food and then go back to my place?
A: I'm actually kind of sexually weird, so I probably wouldn't be much fun.
Q: OK.
A: OK.
