ok, u know what has scales? a reptile, like the reptilian r-complexification in ur brain u know? its so dark, ur r-complex never tells u what u need to know, but it has its own i dunno beauty i guess? like its sooooo dark there, and it would totally eat a person if it could maybe, so it would have bits of blood on its scales i guess.

u know what though?? this looks like a dragon! yeah, a black dragon (not backgammon, black dragon). i once had a text enter my brain, it was liek dragonlance saga and was some kitschy fantasy that i thought was cool, and they had black dragons that breathed acid (not lsd but i guess a dragon that breathes lsd would be impressive). u know what else is cool about this pic? its the colors of a black widow spider. like i think a black widow spider is named that because it eats its husband after they get it on, which is kind of fucked up in that weird way only nature can be.

so i'm going to leave u with the notion that there are 1) scales on this thing and 2) redness. and u know what's black? DARKNESS. and u know what's red? BLOOD. and it looks like the scales of a DARK DRAGON. that is my pontification on this topic and i stand by it like dolly parton stands by her man i guess.