ok, so this is a motherfucker. i know i keep putting the number 666 on stuff, but that's because it's fucking three 6s that r in teh bible, which is a book reagan and i would hollow out a part of teh middle to put drugs in. yep, i think between "judges" and "phillipians" we would stash some rocks 2 get them through security wherever we went. i mean it was an unnecessessary step, u know why? bcuz reagan was president & who is going to search teh president 4 rock? i kno i wouldn't. u know why? cuz he's the motherfuckin' president, that why.

but it was interesting, we contaminated teh bible with stimulant drugs like crack and sumtimes speed if we wanted 2 go slumming. such a strange thing; we had no use 4 teh bible except 2 get other amerikans 2 read it in order 2 maek them easier 2 brainwash. as long as they didn't kno we were engaging in hardcore acts of sodomy with each other but we got dudes 2 vote who were christians but most imp0rtantly were into MONEY.

i've previously discussed oral roberts, and believe me his 1st name is appropropriate bcuz he would definitely do oral on anything that moved if u got lots of drugs in him.

so ANYWAYS, we had a discuzzion about one thing one tiem. it was about those angels. see we tried 2 appropropriate them or something, but they just wouldn't do evil, u know? they're liek "no, we are metaphysical entitties who serve god and punish teh wicked" and we were just standing there after they left and said "wait, aren't we wicked?" and we all nodded in agreement and started wundering what 2 do about this sitituation.

so we opened teh bible and we read some verse about angels who rebelled being held in everlastin' chainz til teh end of tiem. we decided "shit, that sounds liek somethin' we could do not just 2 any angel that rebels, but 2 angels in general!" and so we were liek "let's build a prison out of a beast" and then we put 666 on it and it was a k00l thing. liek, ok, angels, you have been taken over by TEH BEAST.

so we got them in teh prison by conspiring 2 convict them of selling crack cocaine. so we had like 9 choirs of angels all ready 2 go in 2 teh prison. and they're liek "ur framing us" and we're liek "so? we frame liek minorities every day that we don't liek, and we don't liek u becuz u want 2 destroy teh wicked, and we r wicked, ya fuckin' angels!"

i mean, where does he get this idea that humans should be g00d? we were spinnin' "right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round" on this earth doin' terrible shit 2 ppl since humans existed, i mean ppl liek us, ppl who r evil. so we took all teh good lil angels & threw them in a prison and threw a 666 above it. imagine that, ahahahaha!