ok, so crystalbrain conjures art into existence by putting his hand far up his asshole and pulling out a pot of gold. it is only gold of teh highest carrots like bugs bunny eats as a gay bunny that is cool according to ppl who watch cartoons.

but this...is art created from sum woodcut of a dude from liek i don't know how many years go but a lot, and it was crafteded into only teh finest mandala, which represents sort of teh power of really alien looking shit liek teh UFOs we know about in teh CIA, but only if ur a cool guy who knows aliens like teh president reagan, who created teh department of sodomy so that when aliens fisted us we would have an official budget to pay the alien gay prostitutes.

but teh catholic hierarchy, hmm...quite teh conundrum you kno? they're really a bunch of cock-teases so sumtimes u have 2 really try hard if u want some sex with them, bcuz they r a secretive hierarchy of dudes who pretend not to be gay and have their own secret network of sub-terrainian bathhouses.

it is a strange fact that teh catholic church was conceived in a gay bar. it was leik a bet that l ron hubbard could start scientology but it was at a roman orgy, and there was some gay soldiers pretending 2 tow teh line with nero who were liek "fuck this shit" and challenged teh jewish guy who was there 2 come up with a religion more in line with what teh nobles wanted, which was 2 feed random dumbasses 2 lions using a religion as an excuse.

before i tell u more, u should know that teh president told me this, yeah, it was bush from teh CIA and he told me this shit about teh catholics, whom he didn't like bcuz they didn't like cocaine. it was a fine, fine day 2 be a victim of unspeakable evil.

and man oh man, was this ever some fucked up shit 2 witness when i got 2 teh vatican's secret underground lair. they had nude paintings of every pope and leik a lot of cannabis and hemlock. i kno that cannabis gets u nerfburgered into ur couch but i don't know what teh hemlock was except 2 kill guys who have a religion influenced by socrates.

we didn't get along with teh catholics. they always thought they were right, and since we were on cocaine we would insist that we were wrong, and teh whole situation turned into a fight liek at a baseball game under teh vatican, with us coked up dudes fighting a bunch of stoned priests and stuff. it ended up as one big orgy tho, and ended at a stalemate. and that was how things were, a fuckin' stalemate that lasted a long time, even 2 teh present day, with us amerikans being about money and teh catholic church being a bunch of guys who lay around reading teh bible and listen 2 porno stories in confessionals.

and we'll keep it that way as long as we can.