ok, this mutterfucker, mitch mcconnell is a pain in teh ass. liek, we gave his ugly ass all kinds of blowjobs, but this guy doesn't want any cocaine. no, we gotta go call the taliban and get his ass what they call heroin, also known to guys with white coats on as diacetylmorphine if u went 2 a college for atoms or some shit.

dude has plenty of oxycontin 2 be taking in his home state, lots of fentanyl and shit, but he wants muthafuckin heroin. liek, hello, i don't want 2 be seeing his naked sweaty flesh chasin' teh dragon with a lighter and a piece of foil. what are we, a bunch of degenerates?

he won't even fuck bcuz he gets not horny from doing all that opioid shit. man, what an epidemic that was. we engineered teh shit out of that, yo. we weren't discriminatin' this tiem either. nah, we put mind control thoughts in suburban kidz head with lots of really bad music with guys yellin' and it echoed thru their subconsciousousness until an octopus told them to taek lots of fentanyl.

now fentanyl is an octopus drug. yeah, u might have heard that cthulhu is an opioid devil but fuck that shit, that's just soem misanthropic guy we put demons into the head of 2 maek people think they can't be theosophists and go to atlantis. fuck all that dumbass shit.

but anywayz, we wanted mitch mcconnell 2 pretend 2 liek trump while secretly working against him, and he did, but he did a really shit job of it and we couldn't get him 2 gum up teh workings of government enough 2 really do our social manipulations very well behind his back.

so we're going to feed him to a motherfucking octopus god.

that's right, we're sending him into teh infinite ocean 2 be devoured and sodomized by teh tentacles of an octopus 4 a long time. bcuz we liek octopuses, and we kno they need sumthin 2 eat, and that thing should be mitch mcconnell, bcuz he sucks.